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Comedy Challenge: (10/10) Comedians - Louis CKI read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are minorities…shouldn’t you not call them minorities when they get to be 80 percent of the population? That’s a very white attitude, don’t you think? I mean, you could take a white guy to Africa and he’d be like, “look at all the minorities around here! I’m the only majority.
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The Nerdy Birdy Reviews #22: This Is The End (2013)

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Directors: Seth Rogen + Evan Goldberg

Starring: EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND WANT TO MARRY..
 a.k.a James Franco, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, Craig Robinson, Danny Mcbride just to name a feww

Prepare to laugh and shit!!

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what life should be.
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Tossing the cap aside, Dave let his eyes scan the crowd around him.

It was only an hour into his birthday celebration and people were still filing in. His girlfriend had somehow managed to get nearly ninety-eight percent of his friends to show up with out him knowing.

His plan had been to spend the night with her after filming but when he stepped inside he found a house full of smiling faces.

Getting up from the edge of the pool he started trough the crowd, waving and flashing everyone smiles as he scanned the crowd. It was great having all his friends and family around, but he was missing one person in particular.

“Davey,” James laughed catching his brother by the shoulder and wheeling him back towards the pool. “Where you going, the party’s this way.”

“Yeah I know, where’s Joanna?”

“Uh,” glancing around he ran his fingers through his hair. “I think she’s in the kitchen.”

“Alright, I’ll be right back.”

Ducking from under him he started towards the house before slipping into the kitchen to find Joanna’s back to him. Her hair was pulled up in a sloppy bun to make the task easier but a couple of stands had come undone framing her face perfectly.

She was too busy concentrating on leveling the batter equally in the pan that she nearly dropped the bowl as his lips pressed against the exposed skin of her neck.

“Shit!” She gasped managing to save the batter. “David, don’t do that.”

“Sorry,” he lied placing another kiss against her skin. 

“Sure you are,” she giggled as his arm snaked around her stomach pulling her hips back into his.

“I’ve been looking all over for you.” He sighed moving them both to the music.

“I guess you found me.”

Reaching forward she slipped out of his grip as she set the timer before gently pushing him out the way as she pulled the oven door open.

Taking a step back he watched as she bent down to slip the cake inside admiring her ass and giving her a smile as she faced him.

“Enjoying your party?” She asked as he managed to wrap his arm around her.

“I would be more if you came outside.” He smiled as she took his drink and took a sip. “But I love it, thank you.”

“Well, while you were busy being the center of attention I saved you this.” She replied facing him as she carefully lifted the cake batter covered spoon up in front of him.

Catching the dripping batter with his tongue he quickly gathered up the rest that trickled down her arm, causing her to burst into giggles, before leaning in and placing a kiss on her lips.

“It tastes good,” he chuckled giving her one last kiss before giving into her shoves.

“I know it does, now take this.”

Taking the spoon he watched her dust her hands off before leaning in and kissing her. “I’m gonna go clean up.”

“Hold up.”

“What?”

Kissing her he felt her smile as once he tightened her grip. “You wanna do something for me later?”

Biting her lip she giggled, “only because its your birthday.”

“Alright,” he grinned letting her go. “Hurry up.”

By the time the party ended it was late and she felt like going straight to bed, but she wouldn’t leave the house dirty.

Shutting the back door she locked it glancing around once Dave was no where inside. 

“Dave?”

Glancing around she rolled her eyes once she found the living room cleared up.

“I told you that I’d clean up, it’s still your birthday.”

Following the clanking of dishes she made her way into the kitchen, slowing as she took it in.

His back was towards her as he dug around in the fridge.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m hungry,” he grinned as he sat the bottle of caramel down on the counter next to a bowl.

“I can see that,” she giggled as he kissed her cheek.

Taking a look inside the bowls she took in the different fruits and types of toppings.

“You ate three pieces of cake.”

“I know, but I have room for more.”

Wrapping his arms around her waist he laughed against her skin as she laughed, “that’s ridiculous.”

Lightly kissing the back of her neck he began to unzip the back of her dress, following the path of exposed skin with his lips before trailing his way back up to her neck once he finished.

“Remember how I asked for a favor?” He asked, his voice muffled by her skin.

Nodding she bit her lip as he playfully sucked at her skin.

“You don’t have to if you don’t want,” he added.

“What is it?”

Before he could answer the alarm system announced the opening and closing of the front door followed by James’ voice.

“I had to go to two fucking stores,” he laughed as he turned the corner a bag in his hands. “Hey Jo,” he grinned once he sat it down. “The party was great.”

“Thanks.”

They were both never shy about hiding the physical aspects of their relationship around his family but Joanna still felt her skin heat up with the fact that in one movement her dress would be off.

Pulling out the two cans of whipped cream, James crumbled up the bag and tossed it in the trash. 

“It’s been a while,” he shot her a soft smile as he made his way towards her.

“Like six months.”

“Gotta love school.”

But it was okay, she was used to James popping in and out of their house he was always on the move. She was surprised that he was still here and hadn’t caught a flight back to New York.

“How’s that new job going?” He asked he rested against the counter.

“Good I guess, it’s only been a week so you know.”

Nodding he smiled, “you’ll do great” before closing the distance between them. 

He sent heat shooting across her cheeks as he took her face in his hands.

Leaning in he gave her a long slow kiss that made every hair on her body stand up. When it ended she bit her lip confused by what was happening, but mainly by the fact that she wanted to kiss him back.

Before she could say anything he leaned back in, his smile making her blush as his fingers slipped into her hair. With him kissing her and Dave kissing her neck she felt the off sensation of excitement mixing in with nervousness as she assured herself she was probably getting in way over her head with this.

Letting his arms slip into her dress, Dave pulled her body back into his as the rubbed against her stomach. 

Kissing her neck he carefully slipped it off her shoulder, following the path of the cloth with his lips as James unfastened her bra before taking it off. She felt Dave’s fingers slide his fingers in the waist band of her panties, slowly sliding them down following them with kisses over her ass and down her legs. 

This whole time James was kissing and caressing her breasts pulling her fingers into his hair.

After stripping her naked Dave pulled a squeal from her as he scooped her up before carrying her towards the table. Giving her a kiss he laid her on top of the table cloth, smiling once she playfully bit his bottom lip.

James went to the counter, retrieving the bowls and bottles as Joanna tried her best to fight back the giggles as Dave playfully kissed her face.

Shivers pulled goosebumps out across her skin as the both squeezed and poured the sauce over her body, Dave picking the caramel and James the chocolate.

Letting her lick the caramel off of his finger, Dave picked up the nearest bowl of fruit before beginning to place cherries over her body which were followed by strawberries, bananas, pineapple, and mangos before being all topped off with whipped cream.

They each started at a shoulder licking, nibbling, kissing and eating their way down towards her breasts where both of them took a nipple in their mouths then worked their way down one side of her breast and around the edge and back up the other side. Each breast was completely cleaned off with the use of their tongues and mouths. She was squirming from pure pleasure and trying her best not to move too much to mess up their masterpiece.

She knew how much of an amazing lover was but she didn’t expect James to make her body react the way that it did. They continued down her body by licking at her rib cage, arms then fingers and removed all the fruit and sauces off her stomach as well.

Every once in awhile one of them would work his way back up her body with kisses and then kiss her deeply and passionately, usually she would find a piece of fruit that they had just removed from her body in their mouth. They worked their way over her hips and down her legs, including running their lips and tongues up and down the inside of her thighs. 

Dave and James finally both worked their way back up her body giving her passionate kisses. One would kiss her breasts while the other kissed her lips, then they would switch. 

Soon Dave kissed his way down her body to her other set of lips that were hot and swollen from being so aroused. Once he had kissed his way down to her pussy he slid his tongue in just enough to barely touch her clit, it felt like an electric current was running through her body that resonated at the tips of her toes.  
James continued to kiss her, her breast and nipples as well as rubbing his hand against her stomach. Dave then licked one finger and slowly slipped it inside, causing her body to instinctively arch up into James’ mouth. He slowly and carefully probed around her inner walls while licking and sucking on her clit it sure didn’t take her long to have one, then two and finally a third orgasm.  

It felt like her whole body was on fire and all pins and needles, every nerve tingled as if they exploded. She felt exhausted and physically drained, glad that she had enough energy to kiss Dave back as he leaned in to kiss her.
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So cute
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Collage I made of my baby Dave Franco ❤ Don’t delete my comment! Thanks :-)